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artifuls:

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip
-everything men tell you is a lie
-store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand
-pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones
-don’t lie to your doctor
-seriously don’t
-at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life
-you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one)
-you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time
-people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude
-never underestimate the power of new underwear

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flowerais:

Depression loses when:

• you get out of bed because there’s something you’re excited about.
• you don’t think about people who left.
• you clean the clutter in the room and dishes in your sink.
• you work out or meet with friends even though you have no energy to.
• you can calm yourself down when you’re thoughts race.
• you remember to drink water.
• you don’t dwell on things you can’t control.
• you do things good for yourself, even though you have no motivation.
• you tell yourself that you’re growing from this, and you won’t feel like this forever.

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dijabolicnibojler:

srcetvrdokaokamen:

locked–in–paradise:

billbenbev:

psychic-sara:

thehotstrangeryoullneverseeagain:

thehotstrangeryoullneverseeagain:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

GUYS A MIRACLE HAPPENED OMG

THREE MIRACLES HAPPENED ?????

A MIRACLE HAPPENED FOR ME TOP. IM HOPING FOR MORE.

Reblogging for a miracle

da spremim ispit do 7

pls 🙏

Eh any damn thing rn

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tellyjpg:

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

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thequeenofsunflowers:

wellyfullofale:

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

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healing-daisy:

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

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friendly-animals:

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

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hooked-on-hookah:

I swear i overthink myself into a bad mood at least 8 times a day

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queenstravelingdarling:

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30thchamber:

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codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

😂😂

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

Originally posted by thedailyshow

Fuck it, hope she bless me

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

This still isn’t as bad as the mom killing one

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